1: give up all forms of chemical hygiene products as part of an alternate cancer approach.
2: discover that people wash their hair for a reason.
3: stick to your guns as your hair gets increasingly greasy.
4: think that you have reached a place of inner harmony and acceptance.
5: discover that sticking to your guns and accepting is much harder when your girlfriend can see you face to face instead of over a fuzzy video call.
6: try to ignore the constant comments like “do you think your hair looks a little greasy?” And “you could look really good if your hair wasn’t so… interesting”.
7: buckle under the pressure and agree to look into natural alternatives to shampoo.
8: question the wisdom of a shampoo made from lemon, green tea, and… olive oil? Surely that will only make things worse.
9: discover that it does indeed make things worse as you leave the house to go shopping with olive oil soaked, green tea flecked hair.
10: get left in the car by the girlfriend who is too embarrassed to take you with her.
11: blog about the experience in third person.